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Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)
Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?
Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)
the 22nd of Febuary
a day when Gingers are celebrated and rejoiced by people of all hair colors
when those special people among us can walk with their ginger heads held high
it has recently come to the publics attention that the ginger hair colour is becoming extinct!!
it is being bred out of our society! dont let this happen
usually celebrated with a selection of slogans on stickers
slogans such as
: keep the fire burning
be aware, gingers are there
Ginger rangers
ginger and proud
Ginger Power
originated at ryedale school
e.g. A: hey guess what day it is tomoroww
B: errr your birthday?
A: no! its National ginger awareness day silly!
e.g A: happy ginger Awareness day
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Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
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On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.
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National horny day 2.0 is on April 17. Anyone who missed out yesterday (National Horny Day) or who didn’t fap enough can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.
I can’t believe I forgot about national horny day! The most important day... thank god for national horny day 2.0. Time to whip out my nice guy charm and get some pics tonight.
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October 25 is the day to play fortnite squads and nothing else
tom: man imma play some fortnite all day tomorrow
robert: why?!?
Tom: Because it’s October 25 witch is national fortnite squad day
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the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.
Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.
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