2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

tonsil shot

A type of pornographic image showing a woman's shaved genitalia including the labia and clitoris. Hence the tonsil. Popular on calendars produced for factories and workshops up to the 1990s but now effectively banned in the workplace

Blimey Sid. Look at the tonsils on that one. She's something to chew on. A great tonsil shot mate

20 shot

A 20£ bag of an illicit substance usually weed

“You know how many 20 shots i wrapped up in damz “ fredo-girls

Just selled a 20 shot of of dawg to some private school yute but only gave him a 10 bag

Squid ink shot

After a long bout of anal and an ejaculation into the anal cavity, the female the squirts the cum and feces mixture into an awaiting mouth.

“After I finished mixing up her insides like a blender and came I laid back down, only for her to squat over top of me and give me a squid ink shot.”

Shot that in the eye

To claim total victory over something, resulting in its celebrated death or a glorious triumph ending a prolonged struggle.

Well I shot that in the eye. Algebra can kiss my ass.

Dude you totally shot that in the eye! Finally we can watch t.v. without worrying about that stupid raccoon.

Quick shots

Quick shots is a pharse used when you play football and take many shots in quick succession

Matty said he is taking his ball and going in because Jake and Jack didn't take quick shots

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Hans, you shot a child.

A popular video game clip of a german tank shooting an enemy and a voice clip playing "Hans, you shot a child." Its unknown if that was what actually said or if it was misheard but people unanimously agree it said "Hans, you shot a child."

I found this funny video it said "Hans, you shot a child."