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That time of the month

a word men use instead of period because they have a gf or they're very mature

hosea harris:wow abie looks really pissed,it must b that time of the month
dshaun groff: wats that?
josh johnson:abie's ugly
abie vahlkamp:hosea how do u no oh, u would wouldnt u..... dshaun ur an idiot josh shut the hell up! at least the rest of these guys know wat a pad is!

by awesomeness/yourface May 27, 2009

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one time

The police. Contrary to a popularly accepted best guess, this North American black / hip-hop slang term did not derive from the idea that one should only look once and not double-take at the police (arousing suspicion). Instead, it derives from the first few words of personal anecdotes involving the police, often shared while socializing at BBQs etc: "One Time, I was just comin out the Korean store, and the five-oh seen me..." It became a fun slang device to simply refer to police encounters as "one times," as in "that was close! we almost had a one time." which simply evolved into calling the police "one time." This was very early 90s and only really persists among fans of rap produced in that era.

nigga yo ass bess get yo shit up out here nigga! one time straight flossin this hood f' yo ass. and that's only real, on my life nigga.

by THYLTH August 9, 2017

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tea times

publication of mechanical shrubbery, the british humour society of the university of the witwatersrand

wow, this months tea times is ultra cool...

by razorwit November 1, 2003

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2 time

to be unfaithful to one's spouse

He Was caught 2 timing again. ( example of 2 time)

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2009

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Stick Time

Time behind a joystick; flight time, flying time.

We went to the airport to get some stick time in the new helicopter.

by farian21 October 27, 2009

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Time

More free time❤️❤️

You realize how much I love you, right?

If you don’t, I would be more than happy to show you.. just tell me when❤️ (Still being understanding on being respectful of your silence… this was opportunity and opportunity and me.. I have to take it).. only when it comes to you though

I have a thought that you may have been possibly being stubborn… I am trying not to over analyze because that doesn’t turn out well… kinda like you being stubborn… no stubborn!! When you are stubborn it impacts a lot… no numbers, you are sad, I am sad, I go home sick… not to mention nothing gets resolved… no stubborn… I am always here if something is bothering and you need to talk… again may be trying to get alone with you… I can’t help it lol… seriously though I am always here❤️❤️
if you weren’t being stubborn.. 😬 oops.

Communication will be a breeze someday… imagine not having to wait 24-48 hours for a response❤️
Never doubt my love or intentions for you❤️❤️

I promise you I am not going anywhere.

I promise you I love you more than I ever imagined was possible.
I promise you I will never give up on our someday.
I promise you everything I say on here and everything I do towards you, has only love being it… and maybe a little trying to get you alone… had to be honest

Time.. guess what? Love you always

by Smiles for you❤️😘 December 22, 2022

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two time

To tell someone they are doing and good job and keep doing what they're doing. Literally telling them to do it again.

"Thanks Renel, I've never seen my car looking so good. Two time bro."

by Tha Shizzit April 11, 2007

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