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the residue left on the back of a womans teeth after performing oral sex on a man with a substantual amount of smeg
jhon: go on love, its clean
jane: shame.. i like a bit of tooth cheese to lick at in the morning. it covers the tast of sick and fags.
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The act of pooping in the shower, then using ones big toe to rub the larger particles against the metal grate at the bottom to get the chunks through the drain.
The other day after I had already gotten in the shower, a sever case of abdominal cramps hit me. Fearing wetting the floor,making the transition from shower to toilet, or toilet paper sticking to my rear, I squatted down and released my bowls into the shower.
Due to the fact the night before I had peanuts and corn for dinner there was an abundance of particulate that were to big to breach the metal grate to the drain. I used my big toe and rubbed the corn and peanuts against the metal screen using it like a cheese grader until the pieces were small enough to get through!
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When you don't got time to take your jeans off to have sex, some of the after math stains your denim jeans. Usually appears 20-30 minutes after finishing.
Should I take my jeans off?? I don't want denim cheese later
You can't walk into the club with denim cheese
Your GF will know what you did after seeing that denim cheese
Waiter! I need some club soda for this denim cheese
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the stuff that comes out of your penis and tastes like goat's cheese
mmmm my dong cheese tastes so nice
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An item or thing or someone who is the most elite (or leet or 1337). Leet Cheese is the pinnacle of eliteness.
The one who pwns the most.
Wow Conner, you really pwnt that noob. That was some fucking Leet Cheese! Eat some motherfucking Leet Cheese you little beoch!!! I OWN SOCOM!
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A type of cheese that cake from Eastern Africa that is sacred to several tribes that lie along the Nile River.
Damn bro I can’t believe you illegally brought that tasty Nigga cheese to America! Goddamn!
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For a male to have sexual intercourse with one girl, (or guy which ever way you swing), without a condom, then immediatly after have unprotected sexual intercourse with another.
Damn Scotts a pimp! He cheese dawged both Megan and Bonnie in less than 15 mins apart!
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