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wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.
I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.
The act of masturbating during class. Or a derogatory term given to someone who does this act in class. This term can also be class jack or class whack.
I heard Nathan is a class fap in Mr. Harrington's Geometry class, those numbers must have really gotten him off!
I did a class whack to Beth this morning in history.
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A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"
Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.
Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.
(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"
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Teh folder on your compy that you keep your pr0n in.
Little did Paul know, his mother logged onto his computer and discovered his fap folder while he was at summer camp. When he got home, he was banned from teh interwebz for 2 months. He got pwned by his mother AND had to delete 7 months worth of n00dz. Maybe this could have been avoided if we just put a password on his computer and not give his fap folders obvious titles such as "Sexy pr0nz" What a n00b! His ass sure got pwned!!1
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with no pressing need to jack off, just a tempting curiosity, a slow wank begins; a simple, solitary pulse.
before long, the fapping encourages more, stronger, and quicker fapping to climax at an orgasm
similar to a slow clap, wherein a single clapper slowly encourages more claps to climax in a full ovation
"The other day I slow fapped to the View. It was weird."
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A successful masturbatory session lasting less than 10 minutes, typically performed between other daily activities and before dates or other outings to brighten one's mood, release sexual tension, quell boredom, kill time, calm the nerves, get a healthy glow going, or for any number of other reasons.
James used his fifteen to grab a power fap and buy a soda before returning to work.
After getting ready to go out, Shannon squeezed in a power fap while waiting for her date to pick her up.
Jane was early for work, so she got a quick power fap in in the car outside before going in.
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A rating given to a movie, TV show etc. where the quality of the material is irrelevant because its main purpose is to induce fapping.
The plot was nonsensical, the ending was implausible, but it had hot chicks naked. Final rating: Fap/10
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