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Another term for micro penis; especially of a person who has definitely colluded with the Russians.
Donald Trump, applying for a porn job in light of his failing presidency: "So, do I have the job?"
Interviewer: "Sorry, you have a real nothing burger."
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Usually used in Gambling. To double the amount of a previous bet. Whoever wins will in exchange get twice the amount of the bet before.
Two people arm wrestling, the winner will get $10.
First Guy: Awh you beat me, let's double or nothing.
Second Guy: Okay, lets play again.
Second guy loses, First guy wins double the previous bet, being $20 even though he lost the first time.
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A girl with no personality and the same amount of looks (none).
Dude 1: Yo I hooked up with 4 girls tonight
Dude 2: They were all nothing girls so it doesn't count.
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IN BRIEF: to idly just want, desire or have, especially unnecessarily or when it's not a definite need.
NOTE: Spoiled kids is mainly the ones that want for nothing. The part spoiled kids doesn't know (especially if they're ungrateful) is the unfortunate kids wishes they we're in their shoes.
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The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
Nothing at all, or hardly anything.
An expression from the part of last century when Greyhound buses were ubiquitous.
(Two people are crossing the street)
Jack: "Anything coming?"
Charlie: "Nothing but a dog. Painted on the side of a bus."
It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.
"I call the Nothing Lawn!!"