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Em Roo

when your dick is stuck in a pipe but now your chinese

Fuck im em roo

by Penis Men January 18, 2023


pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis

by Austin2400 February 6, 2017


Roo Human

Commonly used by people with mental disorders as a greeting to a friend or family member.

Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"

by RooHuman July 18, 2022


Roo Tummy Syndrome

A terrible tummy problem. Where your stomach hurts like somebody is stabbing you and you're screaming at the top of your lungs while endlessly shitting out yellowish brown diarrhea for over a week straight.

Seriously you do NOT want this to happen to you.

A: Roo are you okay
B: No. I got Roo Tummy syndrome.

by Twogoldenflowers January 12, 2023


shucker-roos

An extended form of "shucks." Used as a substitute word for "bummer." Usually an exclamation expressing regret or disappointment in a non-serious way, so as to make the person you're talking to think that you actually care.

Bill: "Man, I just found out that I have a huge homework assignment due tomorrow."
Sally: "Awe, shucker-roos! That blows! Good think I'm not in that class."
Bill: "I know, I think my teacher is queer."
Sally: "Probably."

by wordelicious April 27, 2009


sara roos

She’s the best person in the world, and she’s so cool. All of the guys want her. She’s creative, fun and very nice. A little bit to nice so she needs to look out for that

Wow Sara Roos is so cool and nice.

by Pipinakoeka November 24, 2021


Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023