Jack on

The art of jacking on is a much unknown art lost long ago in the Roman empire
Archieologists have discovered several requirements for jacking on by studying scripts from roman murals
the requirements are as follows
1.Strong left leg
2.Slightly short middle fingers
3.a high pain thershold
4.6 foot 2.5
we would ask anyone with these qualitys to ontact their local museum and ask about the phenomenon and then ask were they can go for testing into these qualitys in relationship to curent reasearch

"Oh man last night i had the biggest jack on last night and I nearly broke my left leg as it wasnt strong enough"
"That totally sucks!"

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Jack

Short for jackass; refers to a man that is a jackass

" Dont be a Jack ! " " You act like a Jack when you lie !" " You were such a Jack to the waitress."

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Jack

A very common name for an eskimo that hates to admit he actually is an eskimo. Tend to be partly quiet/ and or be lazy.

A: Do you think Jack is an eskimo?
B: Duh! He is always ice fishing!

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jack

A person who can brighten your day just by walking into a room, has a smile that could light up the whole world, is the most trusting boy you will ever meet, can always make you smile, always make you feel like the worlds most amazing person alive. He makes this world worth living for so many people .

Jack yates, you mean the world to me and I couldn't be in this world wothout you, you make my life so bright and me so happy, if you read this then you know how happy you make me I love you jack

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Jack

Anything

Man, did you see that?!

Naw, I didn't see jack!

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Jack

Jack

who is an amazing gorgeous boy!
who has a huge penis who can please any lady!
anyones lucky to have a jack!
hes so good in bed and really knows how to make your bedrock!
everyone needs a strong sexy boy like Jack
if you dont have one your missing Jack!
wagwan geeze!

(sexy) (beautiful) (hot) (funny) (jack)

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jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

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