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Before treating your woman to a routine back massage, fill the evening with cheap Wisconsin Ale. While she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its massage oil. Phase 2: Reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like Pete Rose...
See Also Monsoon Assassin
I just had to try that Wisconsin Mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat...
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a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!
Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"
I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate
just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......
Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"
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The act of dipping one's balls in melted cheese and milk, and then inserting a brat into one's ass. Activity of sexual pleasure. Best if done while watching a Packer game.
"Hey, Steve! The Pack is playing tonight... wanna bust out the brats and try the Wisconsin Dip with me?"
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A small town filled with waterparks. It is conviniently located about halfway between the cities of Chicago and Minneapolis so people from Minnesota and Illinois can converge and show Wisconsinites how to properly use their state.
On my way to the Wisconsin Dells I was cut off 5 times by cheeseheads going under the speed limit.
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When you go to San Francisco for Thanksgiving to take a crap on the Golden Gate Bridge.
"Just wait till Thanksgiving, I'm gonna give that bridge the old 'Wisconsin Transplant'".
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A 2016 originated Roblox game resembling the real town of Greenville In Wisconsin. This game has 4 revamps, GV1 - GV4, GV4 has been updated since 2018/2019.
I like playing Greenville, Wisconsin on Roblox, it’s my favorite game unlike those other anime nerdy games.
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