mop me

A phrase used to invite someone to give fellatio.

Mop me nigga. That man told me to mop him.

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Fousty Mop

The complete saturation of one's hair with urine and then letting air dry fully resembliing the smell and texture of an old fousty mop.

Last night before my girl and I went out, I gave her a fousty mop. People shy'd away from us. Must have thought we were bed wetters.

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D-mop

Any person from the town of Demopolis, Al, that is overly awkward and uncool to be seen around. Also has serious trouble talking to any girl in a socially acceptable way.

Girl 1 : "Who's that creepy guy dancing over there?"
Girl 2 : "Oh, he is just D-mop"

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cop mop

getting head; derives from the way that a girls hair looks when u look down at it when shes giving u head...like a mop

yo nigga, last i copped the ill mop from some spanish bitch

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mop up

to redefine the features of someones face by brute physical force from one's fist. Also can be used in place of "beating the shit out of", "demolishing", "kicking ass", etc.

Present tense: I am going to mop up on any naysayers who oppose the crooked design of my concept car.

Past tense: The naysayers were mopped up on when they called out the marginal concept design.

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Mop Water

stagnant vaginal secretions from a grandmoter

"Granny left some mop water when she got up from her chair"

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Spunk Mop

Small tuft of hair under the bottom lip of a male that catches any excess sperm that escapes during a blow job.

Man ,hasn't Bob's spunk mop turned grey. Do you think it is from too much sperm?

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