doing 9

Engaging in procreational intercourse with 9 other individuals (could be male or female, depending on what makes that good ol' wood stand up straight). The person "doing 9" has to insert his penis in all 9 members or have a penis inserted inside him by all 9 members.

Bro, Prospector Pete took it hard when he was doing 9.

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9-5

a typical job that includes waking up in the morning, going to work, and coming home at night

"He never felt right holding down a 9-5 it made the ends meet but it never made him feel alive"

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November 9

Anyone born this day will be able to make out with who ever they want throughout the same week

Holy shit my birthday is November 9th I can make out with you all week baby

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May 9

The best of the best are born on this day. People who were born on May 9 are special and unique. They know what they want in life and are willing to do anything to get it. They like happy vibes and avoid sad vibes. You will rarely see these people sad, they also have really nice bodies. If you know someone born on this day you should tell them how special they really are.

She was born on May 9 no wonder why she is always happy.

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9-11

George Bush's excuse to begin turning America into a police state.

9-11: Sorry ma'am, we have to search your handbag to make sure that you're not a TERRORIST

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February 9

you and your best friend have to exchange hoodies for 1 week.

Alexa & ema: its February 9!!!!!!
mike: so?
Alexa: you get to exchange your hoodie with your best friend!!
mike: oh shit let me join-

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9 August

The day amazing people are born on. They are capable of anything. If your birthday is on this day you can ask your closest friend to buy you 2 things a year even if it's not your birthday. You can get 2 things on one day or 1 thing on each day. It can be any 2 days.

My birthday is on the 9 August let's go to the shop

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