DDS

Dragging Dick Syndrome

I was so tired I was suffering from DDS, dragging dick syndrome.

DDS

(Dick Deprivation Syndrome) When your body is sexually frustrated and having dick withdrawals.

I've been single too damn long; The doctor says I have DDSand it might be terminal.

DDS

DDS is a acronym for Daddy Dick Solution, meaning sex is always an option.

Travis: Yo!
Sierra: Hey, i'm bored.
Parker: You down for DDS?
Stoops: I'm always down for DDS!
Travis: DDS on Stoops sounds good!
Sierra: me too me too

MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing

Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024

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Dd

Dis dick

“Ik u miss dd”

DD

This word means sad or disappointed

Bud did you see that tiktok it was dd :(