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R-retards
A-attempt
P-poetry

guy 1:did you hear that song it sounded like a retard attempting poetry
guy 2:thats because it was rap
guy 1:oh yeah

by whowantstoknowmyname September 29, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


rap

Rap is a distinctly simple, linear, and overly synth-driven pop genre that relies heavily on rhyming words set to monotonous programed beats that loop over and over.

Can be characterized by an over-produced, bloated and streamlined sugar-coated pop sound void of any sonic creativity or musical craftsmanship.

Is overly simple, saturated, and without soul compared to almost all forms of Rock music.

"Yo, can I pop in this fuckin tight rap CD by Jay-Z, dawg?"

"Sorry 'dawg', I only play music in my car."

by Sensibly Alternative December 4, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

Back in the day i listened to my fair share of rap. DMX, Nas, 2pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, etc. good rap music. Rap in this current decade, i'm sorry folks, is nothing but talentless garbage. The ideal example is Soulja Boy's brilliantly written song, "YAAAHHHH!"...is this a joke??, rappers such as him, 50 cent, the whole G-Unit crew, don't even get me started with lil' wayne who throws simile after simile, metaphor after metaphor while using strange accents and 95% gibberish. The music industry has truly lowered its standards with this new genre of rap. Some of the lyrics i read/hear truly make me laugh do to the idiotic words molded together which is what they call their so called rhymes. Nowadays, anyone could write a 3 minute song, rhyme random words together that don't necessarily have to make sense, throw in some shitty beat and call it a hit. Sex, hoe's, money, and clubs are what rap revolves around. Truly is humorous.

"Yo i was in da club, i told da bitch she a nub. Her man be talkin shit so i hit him wit my dick".

Rap nowadays

by Peter Balls August 19, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


rap

Rap is the latest musical craze that exhibits the deterioration of musical talent. Rappers do not need musical talent as there are no instruments being played and there is no vocal range. Rather, they need to put words against a simple, repetitive beat. The words are described by rap fans as poetic and meaningful. When simply writing melodic songs gets to be too complicated (and, remember, that's all they have to do), they have to resort to making up words to keep the flow. They also typically resort to the tried-but-unfortunately-true formula of drugs, sex, and casual crime. Granted, there are rappers out there like 2-Pac and Run-DMC that wrote high-quality songs but, in light of the Age of MTV, such talent in the genre exists only underground. Rap is typically angry and can be considered "the black man's metal." We all know that metal also sounds like tripe noise with no melody but has its genius exceptions like Nine Inch Nails and Black Sabbath. In the end, the reason many of us don't like rap is that it has such a simple musical structure that anyone can really pull off. All of the rappers you see on TV these days don't have the talent or abilities that the past legends like the Beatles or Stones had. They just need to write down some sort of song, find cheap ways to make it sound melodic, and put it against a repetitive beat. As if anyone needs more reason to dislike rap (remember, though I do not like it, I accept underground rap as having some talent), the greatest solo artist in music, Bob Dylan, hates rap. Does that say enough?

Despite the fact that some artists had talent (like 2-Pac and Run-DMC), rap has become a simply, corporate musical form that appeals mostly to teenagers because adults know how bad it really is.

by slacker2788 March 15, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


rap on

To nag; to pester about.

Don't rap on me for jackin' yo shit when I ain't done nothin'!

by The Almighty Tracy March 6, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


rap

A genre of "music" *coughs* Very involved in the hispanic and black community. Mostly spoken word to a heavy beat, with a lot of mostly naked women and flashy cars.

Look at that bling! He must be a rapper!

by Kathe May 19, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rap

Music is like candy, you throw out the wrappers.

But really, rap is the wrost excuse for "music" i've ever heard. The only thing worse is *shudders* boy bands X_X

by Pink Floyd > All June 14, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž