dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.

Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home

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Dirt Pickle

A turd that has a faintly sour smell, a deep dirt color, and is the same size and shape as a whole jumbo dill pickle.

Holy shit, look at that dirt pickle Bill left on the porch

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Dirt Skloot

The Dirt Skloot is an insult started by RHS XC. It can be randomly be shouted out of context, and still make sense. Calling someone a Dirt Skloot is similar to punching a girl in the face, it's just morally wrong. The Dirt Skloot is also a noun, adjective, and a verb.

Mama Chode: Yo, what up?
Dirty Dan: Nothing Dirt Skloot.
Mama Chode: Wow, you hurt my feelings, whats wrong with you?

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dirt cheap

As inexpensive as you're going to find anywhere.

"Yo check out that nigga rollin' by in that 911 over there."
"Yeah, his car might be worth a lot, but word on the street is his mom is dirt cheap."

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dirt star

referencing the anus, looks like a star and is brown or dirt color

Your boss is giving it to ya in the ol' dirt star.

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dirt door

Slang term for an expectant anus

That burrito I just buried is hitting the exit button on my dirt door

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dirt bangin

To have sex directly in or on top of dirt, sand or any type or uncovered earth that has not been prepared post coital. This can be made even more memorable if no protection is used.

"Chris banged that girl in the dirt next to the tree in the backyard, and he didn't use a rubber."

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