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The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.
Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.
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When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender
- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer
- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer
Put your fingertip on your asshole and fart then sniff your finger or make someone else smell it.
I tricked Dave by giving him a magic wicker, he thought he was gonna smell a new aftershave on my finger, instead he smelled my horrible fart.
An amount or “wad” of money possessed or used by a person who falsely believes it is sufficient to accomplish something impossible or deliver magical solutions to a problem. A term applied to someone with delusional or false hopes about what spending money can accomplish.
“President Obama thinks corporate bailout money is a magic wad. He expects sociopathic corporate executives to instantly become honest and responsible as a condition of bailing out the companies they have destroyed through incompetence, greed and corruption.”
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
The weapon-of-choice for foolish samurai warriors.
"But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me."
Slang term for marijuana, originating from the practice of hiding marijuana inside flashlights at Lincoln High School in Portland, Oregon.
How about a dime o' magic flashlight?