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Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver

Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname

by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023


99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 3, 2024


Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

Guy 99: H̵̢͙̲̫̫̲̺̲͚́̂̉̿͂̉̅̿̍͠ͅͅe ̛̘̻̞̳̙̈̐͑̓̈́̚ͅl̶̛̝̫̩͔̯̼̼̼̄̀̔̈́̒̂̏͗́̓͘͜͝p̵̢̮̜̖̹̗͔̑̈͒͊͋̀̍̇͒͆͝ ̵̻̹̩̥̮͍̩͓̗̩̗͍͙͘͘ṁ̶̧̻̫̫̻̭̞̩͈͖̜͕̹̑̊̕ͅȅ̶̡͇̤̙̭̬͛̌̈́̿̊̋̎̔̓͠͝ę̶̢̛̮͕̳̘̻̠͖̿̽̒͐̓͗͐̑͐͘̚͝ȩ̴͚̩̗̤̙̤̬͈̥͍̭̟͍͒͂͑̐͐̒̑̈́͂̓̚e ̡̡̨͍̭̩̩̻̮̣̮̒̾ȩ̵̧̺̝̠̗̦̟̌̌ ☝🕆✡ 🖰🖲✍

by Crowie The Crow November 8, 2023

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Tetris 99

Nintendo wanted to make a battle royale game, but they did it in the most Nintendo-way ever.

Teris 99 is a elimination game where you play Tetris© and attack other players with trash blocks.

You have to be the last one standing out of 98 other players.
The game is really difficult, but highly addictive.
If you have the Nintendo online service than you cn play this game for free, so there's no reason not to play it honestly.

Conversation 1:
Person 1: Have you played Tetris 99.
Person 2: No, but I was planning to install it later.

Conversation 2:
Person 1: Dude, I just got the victory royale in Tetris 99!
Person 2: Epic!

by Harikjay February 19, 2019


in the 99

Not in the top 1% of IQ. Mostly a northeastern and west coast reference.

Yeah, he’s a bot. He took the AIME 5 times but never qualified for the USAMO—he’s definitely in the 99.

by icy201 October 11, 2022


The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020