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the slowest buffalo is the chick at the bar, when you walk in, that you KNOW you can take home and have your way with. the chick that is down for anything, usually overweight with too much make-up. gives a good meaning to the phrase: "Hey, I may not be good looking, but I put out." One thing that is very important if your going for the slowest buffalo, is that you have to consume a remarkable amount of alcohol to go through with the kill. usually slurring words and a blunt pass such as, "heyyyou, you wanna fuck?" will work just about every time.
Rizzle: yo jammin, you see her over there? i think i'm gonna go in for the kill.
Jammin: goin for the slowest buffalo?
Rizzle: its a distinct possibility
Jammin: SHOTS!!!
Rizzle: If your buying!
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The greatest fucking hockey team ever! They are well known for having the best, most loyal fans in all of sportdom!!
did you see that Senators game?
Yea, didn't the Buffalo Sabres shit on Emery's face?
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A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.
After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.
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An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.
Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?
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The "Buffalo Theory" is a comparative theoretical hypothesis which attempts to predict the cumulative effects of drugs/alcohol upon the brain over time.
The theory states that:
"damage to the brain brought about by excessive consumption, acts as a 'clean-up agent', damaging or destroying weaker brain cells before their sturdier counterparts, raising the proportion of the brain that these stronger brain cells represent, thereby improving the overall quality of brain output, through a process analogous to natural selection in animals."
Earliest records indicate that Giles **** originally published details of the theory to friends on a night out.
The name 'Buffalo Theory', comes from the analogy with natural selection, particularly within the buffalo community. Giles states that just as, "the weaker buffalo of the herd get picked off by predators, leaving the stronger, more intelligent members to procreate, the weaker brain cells are picked off by consumption, leaving those which are better suited to a drink-and-drugs environment."
Skeptics and criticizers of the theory widely believe that Giles announced his theory to justify his own excessive consumption, which he denies frequently by throwing empty wine bottles. It is also not yet known whether excessive consumption does in fact only kill off the weaker cells.
Critic : "You will kill yourself if you keep drinking/smoking/etc. like that."
Buffalo Theorist : "You OBVIOUSLY never heard of 'Buffalo Theory'. Idiot."
END
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camel toe in massive proportions
That woman has massive camel toe, nar is buffalo hoof
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When a man proceeds to drop a runny dump (the pancake) on a fat chick's (the buffalo's) hot, sweaty back. The action must be immediately followed up by the man shooting his load (the syrup) on the pancake shaped poo.
Danny gave me the warmest buffalo pancake last night. I would have ate it but I'm watching my figure.
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