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When a girl (friend, wife, etc.) is reluctant to give you a blowjob during the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic lockdown. You assist her by putting your pinky fingers in her ears and guide her toward success!
I persuaded her by using the Corncob 2020 technique!
A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it
Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020
The Time where you can vibe and do whatever you want that doesn't include going outside.
Quarantine 2020 is playing animal crossing new horizons, binge watching stuff and then sleeping for long hours and then eating.
the year Kanye West will become president
Kanye 2020! Vote for him!
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The worst month in contemporary history. The COVID-19 outbreak was declared a pandemic. Large-scale lockdowns in many parts of the world began.
March 2020 is the worst month in history! The largest lockdown in history began in that month.
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n. A complete, well focused, idea of what your new year, and indeed your life and the life of your family, country, football club etc will become.
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Do you have 2020 Vision?
Not yet. Things in the crystal ball seem a bit hazy
Perhaps I can sell you some more rose tinted glasses Don.
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The crinkling of the first page of textbooks by depressed factory workers who are upset with their wages and the textbooks they make.
Notice how the first page of your textbook has a crinkle in it? That’s proof of Crinklegate 2020