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a situation in which nothing special happens; in which expectations are not met
The Wire, Stringer Bell-"It's like a 40 degree day...Nobody give a fuck about 40! Nobody remember 40."
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An act that requires a woman (or man) to be on their knees with their mouth open as wide as possible. (Closed eyes would be a smart idea)
A naked man with a fully erect penis stands about 40 yards away (preferably starting in an NFL combine style sprinters stance for more speed). The man then sprints as fast as possible and attempts to land his penis in the woman’s mouth.
Missing the mouth could cause serious pain to both parties. Landing the penis is the girls mouth with this high velocity is considered to be the ultimate face fuck .
I wanted to fuck her throat so we tried the 40 Yard Dash last night . I missed and she lost an eye .
Guyanese slang to assure someone all is good , don’t say nothing further , you understand , everything ligit
Carl asked Michelle to drop off his daughter
Michelle replies “don’t seh 40
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A game designed to intoxicate all participants where 40oz bottles of cheap malt beverages are fastened to each hand by adhesive tapes or super-glue in some cases. The winner will have consumed all liquid in both bottles and usually celebrates by smashing the first bottle to remove it, and using the free hand to urinate into the second. Studies at the University of Colorado in Boulder conclude that the best way to be victorious in this game, without fear of urinating yourself, is to start the game with your penis already un-tucked,out of your pants. Ladies in the study, who opted to go in skirts without undergarments, fared well however did not ever claim a victory.
"You down for a game of edward 40 hands?"
"nah, its too cold to play edward 40 hands"
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A teenager, or young person who only ever listens to mainstream music, that is usually in the top 40.
As soon as they hear of a band that is not mainstream, they label it as 'an unknown band', and refuse to listen to it.
These people cannot appreciate the art of music, and see it just as something to dance to and talk about with their other little top 40 friends.
The kind of people who only knew who Good Charlotte were, after they sold themselves out and released those pop songs that were massive for a while.
Top 40 kid: "Has everyone heard the new Akon song? It's the best song I've ever heard!!"
Other Top 40 kid: "Nah, i was too busy listening to Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears, OMG, and Lady Gaga"
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The gangsta term for poppin a cap in a niggaz ass
If i see these niggaz run up on the block ima let that 40 bang
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The insane, near impossible feat of not masturbating for all 40 days of Lent.
Taylor: "I'm doing the 40 day challenge."
Alex: I tried that last year. I lasted about a day!
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