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Draco Malfoy's birthday
consider yourself lucky if you share a birthday with this guy
it's june 5th, happy birthday to the hottest fictional character alive
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Encore Slap Ass Day!
December 5th is the day where you get to slap a girls ass only in ur encore classes and they can’t do nothing about it
Boys:ITS DECEMBER 5th YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Girls:...
Also girls: Fuck..
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The hardest-working,, hardest-drinking family in the Zeta Nu chapter of Beta Theta Pi.
He drinks every day of the week. very 5th family.
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This is slang for weed that is between schwag and chronic in quality. This weed is also known as 50, because it is $50 per quarter, which is where 5th Wheel derived from.
"I can't fuck with that reggie, that shit makes my head hurt. Get at me when you get some 5th Wheel."
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April 5th is the day small ginger cunts named jack are born...specifically named jack...If there name isn't jack there lying
"Oh you got a boyfriend, when's there birthday?"
"April 5th"
"Erase them"
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may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day
on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’
Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure
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