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Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!
Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan
Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something
i mean he’s ok. not good. but not bad either. but he is a bad child. really no joke
brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend
guy 1: did you hear about brendan?
guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy
Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.
That person is a total Brendan
If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.
Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*
Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.
Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."