southern can

Rear-end

I'll kick you in your southern can

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They can keep it

Expression used to denote ones depressive, apathetic attitude toward their work. Usually, it expresses your inability to change anything and your inevitable departure from said job.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Did you get the memo? I guess they're taking money back because they overpaid us $600 for per diem on that business trip last week."

Guy 2: "They can keep it. In fact, they should take more of my money. Who needs college tuition? Not my kids."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "You hear, man, we have to stay late again because the boss can't get her shit strait."

Guy 2: "She can keep it. In fact, she should take more of my nights. I don't mind missing my sons' birthday."

Guy 1: "It's hers. She can have it."

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wine in a can

See It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Wine from a box which is then put in a can. Usually a Diet Coke can is used. Purpose: drinking wine in public with big gestures.

Dennis: Get this guy some wine in a can

Mac: Wow, I feel like this is perfect for my large, angry getures.

Dennis: Yeah well, we're not giving Frank an intervention for bad ideas.

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can tab

When someone gives you a can tab with the middle still intact it means that person thinks youre hot and has a crush on you. You should feel very special if you receive a can tab.

Yo dude that new girl just gave me a can tab, i think im gonna ask her out!

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Skipping a Can

The act of hiding a cool, refreshing alcoholic beverage, having failed to consume such a treat during predrinks, in a concealed, secluded location whilst one visits some respectable establishment, wherein said beverage is forbidden, for the purpose of future collection and consumption.

i.e. stashing a few brewskies from predrinks somewhere they'll be safe while you head to a pub/club, so you can grab them on the way back out for afters.

Term derived from the initial act of skippage taking place in some mouldy skip on Camden Street.

"Oi Fiachra, we skipping a can behind that bin before we bop Whelan's?"
"Aye."

can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

Can of bees

The new under the radar way of referring to weed when you have authority around.

Just don't say it too fast.

1)"Hey man we're gonna open a can of bees at lunch today you in?"

2)Bill and ted were jammin out to a can of bees.