Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".

Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd

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A Published Definition

A rare occurrence when an Urban Dictionary Editor approves a user's definition.

Hopefully this definition is a published definition.

A published definition is more rare than the holy grail.

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Shit definition

see bullshit

see bollocks

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Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!

This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!

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definitely maybe

An annoying phrase that Andrew uses daily to describe something that may occur.

Me: "Hey Andrew, are you going to that party Saturday night?"
Andrew: "Definitely maybe."

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The Definition of Awesome

Awesome is a term that is often thrown around but things that can be awesome are of a vast range and it needs clear measurment

Any living creature tyhat can enlist the help of a FREAKING DINOSAUR to help in with the destruction of a Satellite that would destroy the Eath by making it's inhabitants single minded slaves.

That guy in space that just got a dinosaur to destroy a satellite is "The Definition of Awesome"

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fake definition

A definition like this

This definition is a fake definition

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The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK