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A Eugene is a mentally strong guy. Savvy with office politics. Can be a bit of a beta male but knows what he wants and creates a plan to get it. Some plans can get complicated but generally work. He is likable and sometimes a bit shy.
He can move the world and change ideas. Very book smart.
Also has a big dick and knows how to sex.
"Hey, he is liked a lot by his neighbours! He must be a Eugene."
"That chick clings to him like foil." " Yeah, I hear he is a Eugene in bed!"
" That guy totally Eugened his test. He was given honors!"
An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.
When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".
Eugene is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He is caring, kind, respectful, and sweet. He makes me laugh and I always have fun with him. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him. He likes horror movies, anime, fitness, and most importantly he likes ✨me✨ . His birthday is on the 1st of December. He keeps a knife under his bed and a stick in his closet. He’s almost 25 and sleeps with a spider-man blanket. He knows how to use excel which is really hot.
Eugene is perfect for me. I love him so much.
“i love you eugene.”
this person is most likely to have to choose their friends carefully and are the leader of their friend group and people look up to this person and they are a chill person all together
Hi Eugene
Pogi. Mabait. Maangas ang dating. The perfect specimen of mankind.
Did you see that guy? Just like Eugene!
A cute hot guy that you knew was your soulmate as it was love at first sight. He has a Korean background and many many friends, he is very athletic while also smart and loves reading books. He shares similar interests as you but has too many (girl)friends and you are afraid of rejection.
PLEASE EUGENE!! FALL IN LOVE WITH MEE
"You have a crush on Eugene?"
Me "For sure"
Eugene is an alpha male
He will do anything to assert dominance
Eugene is a gay ahh
He likes stalking kids especially when they're alone
You're such a eugene
Suck on a eugene