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very short with an even shorter temper
“Garrett told me to f off this morning”
has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito
danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad
Garrett pretends like he is sexy and cool, but he is actually a deeply insecure mess of a person with a deep sadness inside him that permeates through everything he does in his meaningless existence.
Garrett sure does have a fat cock.
Garrett is so sexy I want to show him my boobs.
I would love to use my penis to have intercourse with that Garrett fellow.
He sucks at brawlhalla and sucks at iMessage basketball 😬😂
Garrett really sucks at basketball
This is Garrett from MrBeast. All Garrett’s will find a strong attachment to the words “poo poo pee pee”. Or the reverse “pee pee poo poo”. Trust me it’s in our programming
“Garrett why did you write pee pee poo poo on my grandma’s birth certificate!!?”
A really nice guy who has a "Don't Care" personality but has very immature humor. He is very socially awkward.
Me: Hey Garrett, whats up
Garrett: Fart
Me: Ok...
Garretts are a beacon of hope an delight for humanity, sent from heaven to make our world a better place.
These Garretts like to listen to music, play music and sing. They live on the waves of sound.
Garretts usually have warm smiles and bright eyes where ever they goes. The world treats him as if he's a godsend, (which he might be)
A Garrett's smile can literally brighten a room.
Garrett tend to have many friends surrounding him. He makes everyone feel good about themselves so he attracts alot of people to him.
A Garrett is usually a real gentleman and lady swooper even tho he might not realise it himself. Marking them as "just friends".
Garretts makes amazing boyfriends and bffs. They are very loyal and will stick by you no matter what comes. He will make you feel special and cared for as long as you give them the same attention they need.
If you ever found yourself a good Garrett keep him close, you might never see one of these amazing people again
Person1: Have you seen Garrett around here?
Person2: Yeah Garrett is over there singing in karoeke.