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A queer closet fag who has a mushroom cut & a chud. He has the voice of a 9 year old who has not, yet, hit purberty, and probably never will. He likes it in the poopchute.
Boy 1: Oh, my I want to stick it in your ass
Boy 2: Make it bleed like a Jesse would.
Boy 1: Okay, I think it's a little loosey goosey too.
Boy 2: IT'S JUST LIKE A JESSE.
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The biggest cock loving cunt who is a really big cum dumpster and who is secretly hated by everyone she is known by and loves to see jacksepticeye and sing is songs, also a sket
Jess
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Pretty much the coolest girl ever, you talk to her for just a little while and you see how much of a cute and kind girl she really is. She has good taste in music and style, and is super good looking, there is no girl like an Jesse. She is innocent but in a good way.
"Dude, is your name Jesse? Because you so hot!"
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A he/she whos is trying to find a man or woman in life. He/She confeses love for a person and they reject him. Jesse immediatly start trash-talking she/hes so called lover. The lover gets pissed and goes out with his/her friend. Jesse gets pissed at the friend and begins to act retarded everywhere.
Jack says," I told Mark I love him, and he said 'fuck you homo!'
John says, " fuvkin idiot, your acting like Jesse!"
Jack says, "nooooooooooo!!!! not Jesse!!!!
Jesse is a she-male.
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A man who has yet to grow up. Wants to date and treat you like a queen, make you his wife and then turn his back on you. Sits around all day and plays on his phone or computer while his wife is tending to children or cleaning the house. Used to look nice and care about his appearance, but once he gets married, he lets himself go, goes bald and gets fat. He even tries to make his wife shave his back!
Too aggressive in bed and has a pencil dick!
OMG, I went home with this guy the other night and his dick was SO JESSE!
That guy on the beach over there in the Speedos with all the back hair is SUCH A JESSE!
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Trash. If you see someone named Jesse run. But also, if he offers you free alochol Take it and then run. If you think he’s nice and normal you’re wrong. He’s crazy and has no manners or boundaries and will become obsessed with you. You can be mean. You can tell him to back off and that you aren’t interested. He will not take the hint. He will continue to be obsessed with you and it will be horrible. So once again, if you see someone named Jesse, RUN.
Person 1: is that Jesse?
Person 2: *already running away*
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A very unsophisticated equine more commonly known as a donkey. Very popular term in the mid 1500's when jackasses were named jesse's for the eratic behavior and the inability to bring them to social events. Also commonly used to describe rude, unnaceptable behavior. JP
My jesse won't eat any hay. That guy is acting like a complete jesse.
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