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An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.
•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus
•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads
Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!
Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!
The detritus found down-message in a long e-mail whose progenitors do not have the courtesy to *snip* before forwarding.
He sent me this long e-mail with a lot of thread slag appended.
A flamer who constantly flames threads
Person 1: I'm being flamed by this person, no matter what I post they start a flame war
Person 2: Expect him, he's a thread hunter
The red thread- a verb(theory) used to describe the phenomenon that every freshman in Brooklyn, as of now, is in some way connected to each other or knows each other through friends or connections.
Nerdy Nancy: this girl Tracey Sigil I met through Kenzie is a loser, like actually. So annoying, no one likes her.
Turned up Tabitha: You know TRACEY GIRL? I go to school with her.
Kelly: you know her too? She’s on my soccer team.
BiscuitsNGravy: what the CRAP?! that girls mom is friends with my mommy..how do we all know her?
Nancy: oh yeah, the red thread.
Turned on tabitha:
made by The Flamingos Ass, don’t sue. we don’t even live in New York we live in the Bronx
Ejactulate, evacuate, and evaporate
Stay sexy ladies,
the Flamingos Ass, out.
To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.
"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"
A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.
POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
like . comment . unfollow post . share
10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
Putting small bits of thread in the path of your opponent.
Let's set a thread trap so that we can time the guy who rides the large vacuum in our office.