the philosophic inquiry which asks: What would you feel first when sucking your own penis? The sensation of your penis being sucked, or the feeling of you sucking a penis.
After years of study of the psyche and your nerves, I believe the answer to Schrodinger's BJ is that you would feel you sucking a penis before you feel the senation of your penis being sucked.
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A BJ Queen is someone who gives blowjobs to just about anybody for anything. BJ stands for Blow Job, and a BJ Queen would perform oral for anyone at any time.
BJ queens usually dont receive any respect from anyone at all and are regarded as filth. BJ Queens usually get STIs, sexually transmitted infections all the time by giving blow jobs to everyone.
Blow job can also be considered as giving head. Giving head means the same thing and a BJ Queen is also known as a Head Queen. BJ queens are usually low life girls who would give a blow job and will usually end up in the porn industry whoring herself.
"HEY LOOK ITS THE BJ QUEEN!"
"The BJ Queen is so fat and gross!"
"The BJ queen is lowerclass filth!"
"Who likes the BJ queen! Its disgusting!"
"Hey fatlard! Over here!"
"Yo suck my penis fat kid!"
"ZOMG ITS TEH BJ QU33N!"
"You give the worst bjs fatso!"
"Your a fat disgrace loser!"
"Tounge my weener you fatty!"
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a BJ where the person giving the BJ uses the edges of their teeth to give a stronger sensation to the recipient.
my girl gives the best edged bj, but my dick is getting a little raw!
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Euphemism given to the act of fellatio performed in honor of the 36th President of Mexico - El BJ - the younger, lesser-endowed brother of President Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Jose: Do you know what would make this Estado of the Union more enjoyable?
Carmen: No. Que?
Jose: You giving me one of them El BJs that the President is always on about.
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Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.
The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."
Give her a free perm.
Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.
Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?
Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!
Guy: How much did that cost?
Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
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When a male get feces on his penis, then a female gives him a blowjob.
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a kid who likes getting hit by bus's
"There goes Bj Marcoux again, hitting another bus"
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