1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.
Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.
That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13
There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.
Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.
This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.
something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"
"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"
"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"
"...?"
A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.
"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen
Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.
Karen's dozen = 50.