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Paul Newton

That one guy who’s always in every class

Me: Who’s Paul Newton?
Lauren Green: theres always a guy like paul newton in every class

Me: Ohhh

by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021


Doing a Newton

An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.

Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"

Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."

Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"

by trobLd January 24, 2011


newton unit

weird scientific thing

Woah! Look at that big newton unit ballsack!!!

by poopledee January 12, 2018


scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.

Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"

by The1BigGoon June 4, 2017


Pop Newton

When you ruin a good thing.

Sissy when on a date but didn't hook up with him afterwards... she didn't wanna pop newton.

Aimee popped newton so hard when she messed up her job interview at the coffee shop.

Michael said "hey bro don't pop that newton" when he saw his buddy Lev was about to put too much water in the brownie mix.

by med. January 25, 2022


Newton corner

A old rundown house that guy’s from the newton middle and high school smoke and jerk off in

Camdon: hay you going to Newton corner after school

Jamal: fuck ya I just got the good weed

by Coochie master 98 September 9, 2022


william newton

William Newton, a charismatic chocolate man who is known to be a true to definiton psychopath over the love of his life Jennifer “Sweets” the Green eyed Angel

William Newton is a true God among men and will disembow anyone who defys him or disrespects his lover Jennifer “Sweets

by AnoniLL October 14, 2017