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This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.
'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.
Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..
'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'
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The bitch slap that Stephen hit Irene on the Real World Seattle.
Hey man, you remember when Stephen slapped the sh*t out of Irene on the Real World?
Yeh! That was the Bitch Slap Heard 'Round the World!
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A person who we know NOTHING about and still act like we have had personal bad experiences with her. Her ex husband Johnny depp and her are both cunts that I don’t want to hear about.
Person A: I hate amber heard
Person B: So you must be on Johnnys side..right?
Person A: Side? On an abusive trial? Fuck off. I hate them both
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An uncommon inquiry to sexual orientation identity issues.
christian crowley: i'm not gonna lie kid, i heard you weren't sure.
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I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster
Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"
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The common excuse for blurting out a song at random moments, usually during a car ride in the morning to work, or just early in the morning. People are usually shocked and confused by the outburst, and, most of the time, ask "what was that?"
Wayne: Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!
Casandra: What was that?
Wayne: Sorry, It was the last thing I heard on the radio this morning...
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A legendary act that went down in history in the summer of 2013 at a house in Big Sur. A single 6'-9" ginger applied 1/2 cup of Gold Bond to his genitalia & face area in one fell swoop. The tingling brought him to both knees & has been ingrained in the history of the California Central Coast for all eternity.
The Bond Heard Round Big Sur - the legendary feat completed by one insanely tall ginger in the summer of 2013
Example: Wow nice form on that gold bond application! It may have been a solid application but have you brews heard of the "Bond Heard Round Big Sur"? Take a seat.
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