P-string

A thong type thing with a fake dick attached to it so a transsexual male can pee standing.

I do not have a p-string.

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g string

the third string on a cello, or a brilliant undergarment, to show off a great ass, pleas don't ware a g string if you are bigger than size 8!

i.e.
a string
d string
G string
c string

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drinking strings

invisible strings that are pulled upwards and somehow put "on" when physically, psychologically and emotionally preparing oneself for a massive night of debuachery and the calamitous consequences sure to ensue.

Person 1: Alright pal, you got your drinking strings on for this Saturday?

Person 2: I am getting them on as we speak.

Scalp strings

Scalp strings are hair, but it's a better word for it.

Only little bitches use the word hair.
I am going to brush my scalp strings

G-string

The lowest string on a violin. Also found on other string instruments.

"His G-string is way out of tune. It sounds terrible."

G String

The fourth string on a guitar or bass.

Jeff strummed the G String on his guitar.

Doodoo string

When someone is a pain in the butt. It is a nicer name than some others to call people.

You keep getting on my nerves! Your such a doodoo string!