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Jacking off with hot sauce
My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts
When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.
"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"
Simply another way of saying suckin dick.
Damn! Look at the lips on that one! I bet she loves smokin shaft
To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.
"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."
When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.
"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "
"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"