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There are many different kinds of art students in the world, all with a different perogative and reason for persuing the artistic field. I'm going to outline the main ones, but remember that all these definitions aren't set in stone and can be blended together.
1. Lazy art student. These people usually study art because they think it will be easy and that anyone can paint a masterpiece. They think they can just shit whatever onto a canvas and say "TA-DA!" and they'll get an A+. But they find out in good time that there is nothing easy about art school and that they actually HAVE to broaden their horizons and work hard to be successful.
2. Procrastinator art students. Not to be confuse with Lazy art students. These are the students that are likely to have a plethora of ideas and emotions and great things circling their mind. But since they're procrastinators they don't attempt to put it to paper until the very night before an assignment is due. In frustration they'll give up on what was potentially something great and do something much simpler, without as much thought.
Unlike lazy art students, they most likely DO know that it takes hard work to be an artist, they simply do not have the drive it requires.
3. Shy art students. Like procrastinating art students, the shy ones probably know that you must work and have great ideas to work with. But the one true flaw in these art students is that they fear what people will say them and their art.
They worry if the message is too contoversial or just stupid, if this nude will be regarded as gratuitous, if people will find his/her technique ameteur, and so on and so forth. So they will usually change it to make it more streamlined and give it a less interpretable message.
4. Rich art students. Just what it sounds like. These are rich kids who decide to use their college fund to attend art school. These people are usually a mixture of different kinds of art students, particularly lazy and annoying ones. Occasionally you will find a rich art student that is actually serious about being there and really knows what they're doing with their life, but more than likely it's someone who'se trying to get back at their parents for pushing them to hard to be a lawyer/doctor/join the family business/etc.
5. Annoying art students. These students more than likely love art and love to draw/paint/whatever but they get very obsessive about it and often place themselves upon a pedestal as "one of the greatest". Sometimes they will refuse and even get offended at serious critiques. And last, there are a few, like lazy and rich art students, that have little talent or vision to offer.
6. Serious art students. These are the students that know what they're doing at art school, they know it's not easy and that it takes work and they welcome the challenge. They might not always have a fantastic vision to work with but they can and will find a way to make something better. They study art movements, history, techniques, various mediums and more importantly other artists.
Examples of what art students are likely to say.
1. "I don't really have any skills but I need to amke a living. I know! I'll just go to art school and become famous, it'll be fun and easy."
2. "Oh man, this is due tomorrow, but i just can't seem to paint what I'm seeing in my mind... whatever, I'll just paint a forest and I'll get it right next time."
3."Maybe I shouldn't draw a nude afterall, I mean, what if everyone calls me a pervert? I'll just put a nice dress on her."
4. "Dammit dad, I don't want to be a doctor! I want to live on the edge! I'm going to art school!"
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"I wish my parents would understand that I don't want to go to law school. I love art and I want to go to art school."
5. "This painting is so great, everyone will love it. There's no way they could critique something so perfect. If they do they're just jealous."
6. "This is okay, but how can I make it better? I'll get someone else to come and look at it and tell me what they think. There's always room for improvement."
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Systems of 'self defense' taught by marginally skilled instructors that have little practical application in real world situations; so named because McMartial Arts dojos or dojangs offer a relatively cheap, low quality 'product' and are often found in the same strip malls as fast food restaurants. McMartial Arts instructors typically focus on flashy, relatively useless, moves and tournament competitions, while offering their students rapid belt advancement that fails to reflect their true skill level.
Did you see that McMartial Arts chain that opened up a place down on 7th street by the Arby's?
That guy really shouldn't have tried using his McMartial Arts in a bar fight.
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"Mental Arts" or "Ithilya" are scientific teachings which mainly aim to increase the knowledge of physics as well as the intellectual abilities of its students. These teachings contain several different disciplines of science (especially animal instincts, emotions and modern physics) and unificates them into one more complex entity. This causes mental artists to develop a higher form of visual imagination and understanding of the Universe as it is seen in modern physics and get a feeling of the way it behaves. The other teaching of Mental Arts is the teaching of instincts and comes along with a deep understanding of the nature of life forms and their instincts and emotions. Through many years, mental artists strive to develop the ability to control and possibly even reconfigure their instincts to change the way they experience emotions. This goal though is never reached in the majority of cases, but it still has the effect of a tremendous increase in the students’ intellectual abilities.
Mental Arts was developed in the 90s by a group of highly gifted young men from Germany whereas most of them were gifted in physics. It may not be a well known art since only a few people are asked to join the group; but it has become a myth.
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Anything’s better than a theatre kid.
Carl: Your dating Parker? Isn’t she some art student?
Sam: Bruh your literally dating some theater chick who sings show tunes...
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when you have explosive diarrhea and the resulting aftermath looks like a bag of chilli exploded in a vacuum. Usually accompanied with heralds of trumpets and noxious fumes. The resulting artwork must stick to the sides of the porcelain to achieve true 'modern art' status.
After Nico ate several burritos for lunch he needed to run to the bathroom to create a modern art masterpiece.
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A form of art that is quickly catching on. It is art that is centered around anthromorphs and/or feral beings.
I am a furry artist. If you don't like it, the fuck off.
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A free website (with a paid membership option) where people are able to upload their drawings, paintings, digital art, photos, etc. with virtually no restriction.
It is true that the site has the unfortunate downfall of having superfluous quantities of bad and/or mentally disturbing/sexually deviant artwork, but for the most part it is a very useful site for those who know how to use the search box correctly to find what they want.
It is also home to many creative minds and talented artists, and Deviant Art is not without humor either. Artists like myself mainly draw humorous "cartoons" or comic strips, among other things see Demotivational Posters.
I compose and submit humorous artwork and posters on my main deviant art account.
On my other account I submit erotic and romantic artwork with the appropriate tags so that innocent bystanders are not "traumatized" by my mildly deviant tastes (I am not a furry, and I'm not into tentacle porn or anything illegal).
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