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A man whom is fucking his sister and enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his brother and that brother also enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his other brother.
"Wow, Keeshan and Sean are real Alabama Cucks."
white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.
Those rednecks over there eat biscuits smothered in Alabama Caviar.
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A town full of rednecks who enjoy riding in big pick'em-up trucks and hanging out at the Piggly Wiggly all night looking for fights. You must own a truck, two dogs, and a can of 'baccy to live here. Everyone who lives in Clay can only hope to live in Trussville or amount to its greatness.
Guy 1: Dude, that guy drives a red Toyota Tacoma Pre-Runner with a lift kit.
Guy 2: Must be a low-life from Clay, Alabama!
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Check out that guy's wicked alabama waterfall. He is so rad in the face.
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The dumbest of all rednecks, Alabama fans are notorious for worshiping a dead guy, named Bear, and cheering for the Crimson Tide(when they are winning). They claim 13 national championships, but there are actually 8. Many people wonder,"Why claim even more national championships that you didn't win, when anyone would be proud of 8?" Unfortunately, Alabama fans are unable to listen to logic or reason, so they claim 13. Surrounding civilians like to avoid Alabama fans in fear that their stupidity could be contagious. Some avid fans wear black and white-striped shirts and have somehow become referees in many SEC football games. The most obvious of these rednecks are the idiots that wear hounds-tooth hats, formerly worn by Bear, despite the ridicule from people with an IQ above 50. Most Alabama fans believe their new coach, SaBEAR, is the 2nd coming of Christ which is not acknowledged by any form of intelligent life. Their battle cry is, "ROOWL TIIED!". This highly laughed-upon cry was supposed to be translated as "roll tide", but as the redneck population increases, the phrase becomes more distorted. While the state of Alabama is infested with Alabama fans, most of the fans cannot locate Tuscaloosa on a map, and have never been inside the university due to or because of the 5 they made on the ACT. Don't worry though, my friend, they find all of their Alabama apparel at Walmart. You can commonly find Alabama fans flipping patties at McDonald's or in prisons anywhere in the South.
Alabama fans- ROOOOWL TIIIIIED! 13!!!
Auburn fan- Please go back to Walmart...
Alabama fan- huh? Heyuh, whats that on yer wall?
Auburn fan- That is a college degree.
Alabama fan- Woah! Never seem one o' dem before!
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aka The Gump is the capital city of Alabama. Home of "The Montgomery Biscuits" , class AA affiliate of the Tampa Bay Rays and birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement. Location where Rosa Parks refused to move to the back of the bus. Hank Williams Sr. is also buried in "The Gump". Also sometimes referred to as "Gumptown".
Montgomery, Alabama is the capital city of Alabama.
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A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.
"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"
"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"
"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"
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