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He is ugly and he can’t get any girls so he should just die his life will turn out bad and will die
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one of the sweetest guys out there, but is really hot asf
some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: yup
they: they single?
me: no lol
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The type of clothes some "alan" would wear. This includes: Flannels, Beanies, Hoodies under flannel, corduroy pants, and vans (red high-top converses too). This style transcends ages and sexes and simply is a status quo for folks who wish to become "alan-esque".
You: Since when did you start wearing flannels and a beanie to work?
Me: Oh this? Ever since I started getting into Alan-Core!
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One of the most common names among ABCs (American Born Chinese). Usually the name for a boy. There have been some reports of girls being named as Alan Yuan in places like Shanghai or Ohio.
The Alan part is a common name but Yuan is the currency in China.
Another definition is if someone pulled an "Alan Yuan". It means they did something entirely stupid even when they were aware of doing it.
We can't let him pull an Alan Yuan in front of all those people!
Let's study the exam without pulling Alan Yuan
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To describe something that is bad, horrible, ugly etc
Also describes the fact unattractive alan is the last chicken on the shelf
Lene: OH EM GEE that bitch is so horrible!!
Sally: Yeh shes well unattractive alan
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One ugly bastard; a weird-looking liberal pansy who is the co-host of FOX News' "Hannity & Colmes"; the former name mentioned in the title of that show is the better one, of course. Is very ignorant of the truth, and doesn't get his facts straight before making his typical left-wing remarks. Speaking of typical, he is very ugly like the majority of Democrats.
I'm suprised Sean Hannity (The smart and far better-looking one) and Alan Colmes haven't already killed each other, or at least been fighting and literally being at each others' throats several times.
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a sexually move in which a mn sticks one hand all the way up a woman's anus while using his other hand to do the same to the woman's vagina... and then try to mave them both together.
woman: would you alan wrench me
man: sure
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