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yo did you see riley allen today?? bitch be lookin dummy thick
An Australian version of the the US Walter Mitty: "an ordinary often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs".
A mate contacted me and told me that he often sees the malignant dwarf walking his dog in Bardon, wearing muay thai shorts. This is beyond disgraceful. More Corey Allen fantasies, presenting a facade to the world. He has never done muay Thai or boxing (boxercise doesn't count) and has never fought.
A fat orange nigga who eats constantly
Yo Is That a pumpkin
Naw its zach allen
he burns jews or something
Max is a great guy. He pretends to be sweet and care but he just wants to smash. He will say he is done being a fuckboy, but then he fucks all the girls at a party. He claims his large penis is 22 cm. He is also a fake Canadian, Belgian and British citizen. He has OCD and will not go to sleep until there is not a single speck of dust or Kleenex with lotion residue. His hair has to look perfect every time he checks his reflection in the phone and takes longer to get ready than all the girls combined. He is a daily pornhub user and browses the gay category frequently, hence why he has got an earring (that he cried while getting).
Finally, everyone loves Max! Especially his mum and cats!
Wow, look at that guy's big dick! He must be a Maxime Allen !
Maxime Allen just entered the room... Girls, jump on him!
Yo, Maxime Allen, help me clean my room!
3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.
I Chris Allened the fastest.
Cheats or loses feelings for boys really quickly. AKA a hoe.
Random Person- You know Savanna Allen
Other Random Person- Oh yea the hoe
Crazy Cute but a big hoe. Everyone likes her and she likes to date her guy best friends and usually leaves them after a month or so...
Person 1- You know Savanna Allen
Person 2- Oh yea she is a big hoe, you hear she dated Justin