It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.
Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!
It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.
Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!
People who are part of the LGBTQ…ABC…XYZ (oh whatever the fuck it is now) community.
Yeah he, she, it’s one of those “Alphabet People”.
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The Spinning AlphabetVerbSexual Act: As Your Sexual Partner Rides You, You Recite The Alphabet. Once You Hit P You Spin Your Partner While They Are Still On You And So Now They Are In Reverse Cowgirl Position. You Furiously Thrust Them While Repeating The Letter P 26 Times. Once The 26th Time Is Hit, You Spin Them Back Around And Finish The Alphabet. Also see The Stinking Alphabet.
"Dude! Last night I gave your mom The Spinning Alphabet and she came right then and there.
A large gathering of the three lettered federal law enforcement agencies. I.E. ATF, UMS, DEA, HSI, ICE, CBP, etc….
“What’s with all the unmarked police cars?” “Didn't you know there was an Alphabet Party going on tonight?”
bumpire: Someone who monitors da activities of moochers and vagrants, uneven surfaces, or people's posteriors
cumpire: Someone who monitors a virile stud's sperm-production
dumpire: Someone who monitors da bulk-offloading of material
dumbpire: Someone who monitors stupid people and/or actions
fumpire: Someone who monitors what da castle-atop-da-beanstalk-dwelling giant said regarding British hemoglobin
gumpire: Someone who monitors Violet Beauregarde's favorite dental-exercising substance
humpire: Someone who monitors others' tune-carrying abilities, or da droning din of power-transformers and/or minuscule rapidly-flapping birds
jumpire: Someone who monitors others' pogo-stick-type leg-actions
lumpire: Someone who monitors Abner Peabody's best buddy, or abnormal bulges
mumpire: Someone who monitors child-bearing females, others' abilities to invoke da Fifth Amendment, or painful jaw-swelling
Other examples of alphabetical umpires include:
numbpire: Someone who monitors da effectiveness of an anesthetic
pumpire: Someone who monitors fluid-locomotion devices
rumpire: Someone who monitors strong drink or da jiggling of other people's behinds
sumpire: Someone who monitors addition-example solutions or overflow-containment devices
tumpire: Someone who monitors da health of others' stomachs
alphabet soup groups is when a random group with a random alphabet letters
person1:hey i just joined NAUTTP
person2:what does that mean?
person1:Nice auttp
person2:what does it do?
person1:idk its just your'e "alphabet soup groups"