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when your mom goes to check your history
Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed
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A fucking legend that died on the cross to save humanity
I am jeuse
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Shut the fuck up and stop insulting me
i am lonely
no one loves me
help
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I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!
Helen: Hi! What’s your name?
Groot: I am groot!
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The realization that while the patriarchy isn’t about horses, it’s okay to be just Ken in Barbieland
Barbie: I thought you wanted to spread the patriarchy in Barbieland.
Ken: I lost interest in it when it when I found out it had nothing to do with horses. But I am Kenough
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1. A kickass movie with Will Smith.
2. In Call of Duty 4, when one holds a live frag grenade in one's hand and charges at the enemy in an attempt to kill both oneself and the opposing soldier(s) in the blast. (does not work with flashbang or smoke grenades)
I was about to knife that noob for a 10-kill streak, but he fucking pulled an "I am legend" before I could kill him.
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yes i am... oh wait i'm not... wait no?.. THE FUCK?
i am lying, or am i?