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Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected

Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult

by YankeePankee October 26, 2020


advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.

"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019


Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.

Mario is an absolute adulting degenerate, I can’t believe he finished that huge essay after we all partied until 3am.

by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023


Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.

I live an adulting degenerate lifestyle.

by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023


Play adult

A slang term for a legal adult ages 18-20 they legally cannot do anything

At age 18 your really a play adult

by 459395 April 15, 2023


Adulting colouring in

A form of mindfulness. Adults tend to participate more when on drugs, primarily ice. Becoming rapidly popular. No talent is required goal is to keep in between the lines.

Person one ‘I did adulting colouring in no breaks for for 12 hrs last night.’

‘That’s fucked up man, are you on drugs?’

by adirtyword September 4, 2020


adult lullaby

Your favorite tv show or movie to fall asleep to.

If I really want to fall asleep I put Columbo on I love the show but it's my adult lullaby I always fall asleep watching it.

by No1billmurrayfan December 3, 2015