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U R UNLOVED BY UR PARENTS AND HAVE TO ASK OUT ANYONE CALLED KAYLA
Angus is a rlly annoying kid that no one likes
A strange individual who seeks sexual fantasies. Angus is the kind of guy who has a lot of secrets and goes out of his way to make anyone uncomfortable. Although, Angus is on a constant dry season with women therefore resorting to the classic “fuckmesilly3 black edition” and other inanimate objects. Although he’s a bit of a GOAT when it comes to COD and Golf x
Person 1: “what are you looking at?...”
Person 2: “Angus....”
Person 1: “yeah what about him?...”
Person 2: “I don’t know he just makes me feel weird...”
A sub-category of proctology focused on elongating and stretching specific parts of the rectum.
Doc, he's going to need an Angus B Operation
Guy: Ayo Angus!
Angus: *Gets hit with a frying pan and slowly hits his head on the piano*
Guy: *Starts playing Jump by Van Halen on the piano*
Angus: *Bleeds to death*
You: Ayo Angus!
Friend: My name is not an- *Gets hit with a frying pan*