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The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health
The San Antonio Spurs is my team for life.
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When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.
Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.
For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
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A measurement of weight, usually about 100 pounds
I need to watch what I eat, I'm up to 3 San Antonio units
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Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!
There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!
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A sexual act when someone shits on your chest, then pisses on it, and then finishes by busting a nut on it. Similar to the Cleveland steamer, but much messier
Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
The guy who made 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Guy 1: Hey, I watched that 2 Girls 1 Cup video last night. Jesus, that was some disgusting shit!
Guy 2: Well, you've got Marco Antonio Fiorito to blame for it.
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Novelty sex-act performed by receiving a hand job from an African-American female in the missionary position in the vicinity of San Antonio, TX.
Man, my buddy got a San Antonio Handshake after the wedding reception last week!
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