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to shoot someone in their posterior
I want to pop a cap in your ass
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Not just a song, but a metaphor for how to live your life.
Sometimes, life is gonna screw your over, but you have to make the best of every situation, aka, if bananas get shoved up your ass, embrace it and make a banana smoothie.
Sometimes you're gonna lose a fight
but you've got bananas in your ass tonight!
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A dismissive way to answer someone annoying you for help, or just to be an asshole. Especially useful at work.
"Where can I find the foot-long dildos?" "Up your ass & to the left."
"Did you get that memo from the staff meeting?" "Yeah, it's up your ass & to the left."
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To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.
Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!
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When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.
"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"
"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"
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1. A beating so intense, you wish Chuck Norris had given it to you.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.
guy 1: " Do that again and I'll kick your ass in HD!!!"
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."
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Used to tell someone that the situation that they are in is crappy, or sucks.
Taken from the book LOTF.(Lord of the Flies)
Guy1: Dude, I just stepped in dog crap with my new Jordan's!
Guy2: HA! Sucks to your ASS-MAR bro! AHAHAHA!
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