who ate all the pies

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

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the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

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Appre-si-ate

verb

past tense: appre-si-ated
Incorrect pronunciation of "appreciate". Mostly used by Bogan Australians attempting to sound Upper Class, aka Posh.

"You should appre-si-ate what I do for you" or "I don't appre-si-ate your tone"

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catch the fish that ate him

Do a complete and thorough job.

Uttered by Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard in 'The Fugative'

Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.

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so i ate it and it was good

Used to indicate that someone has just told a very long and/or pointless story.

Amanda: "So my dad did not eat his burrito and I dont know why. Anyway I forgot the point of this story"

Erin: "So I ate it and it was good"

All: HAHAHAHAHA

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The minutiae that ate my life.

All of those little things - errands, forms, notes, crap - that seem to totally eat up your day. None of it is exciting and you can't quite believe that at the end of the day, you've nothing to show for it.

"What did you do today, honey?"
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."

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you thought you ate that

when what somebody said or did lame or corny asf, and they unaware of that fact

1.

white horse girl: *sings in class*
everyone: girl stfu you thought you ate that
2.

coon ass nigga: i just hate black women they so loud, get me snowbunny
everyone: nigga stfu you thought you ate that

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