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A woman so homosexual that she radiates a field of lesbianism, affecting everyone in a three mile radius.
She was like a fucking atomic lesbian, man! I was like six blocks away with my girlfriend, and she left me for some puss
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An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.
Holy shit that scathawk just shit an ATOMIC CLOCK!
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Dirty crab-infested lowlives from a 3rd world backwater whose alleged "songs" sound like a cat being beaten to death with a llama, allegedly.
Oh gawd, haven't atomic kitten been exiled to the Sun's core yet!? :(
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It is The Elbow of Mass Destruction; it is The Elbow of Mass Delight.
Possessed by One Brian Allison, it contains enough destructity to eliminate multiple climate zones at one fell drop. Survivors will be dealt with accordingly with the Chemical Elbow, the Biological Elbow, and ultimately the Nu-kyoo-lur Elbow.
"I've heard the UN is afraid to outlaw The Atomic Elbow for fear of swift repercussions."
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when you start cumming without jacking off
i was so horny i started cumming
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This is the sexual act of fucking til the guy is about to cum and just before he does, he pulls out and replaces his dick with an open bottle of hot sauce. Not only is her vag on fire but her face gets so red from anger it appears to be a fireball as well.
Susan's vag burned for two days after that atomic fireball last week. I wonder if she'll call me back...?
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A bitch that has all of the regular attributes of a bitch: being arrogant, spiteful, malicious, and self-righteous. If crossed, the Atomic Bitch combines these traits and releases a torrent of insults upon the poor soul that incurs her wrath.
Harrassed guy: "Man, that Atomic Bitch really cut loose on me. . ." "How did she find out about me and my cousin?"
Bystander: "What?"
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