bmw

Bring Me Wallet. The most expensive car to maintain in the world. To change my radiator it was 1500 dollars. I am broke but I have a tight car

GUY: My car broke down.
DEALLER: Really what kinda car do you have?
GUY: BMW. Do you know how much it will be?
DEALLER: I dont know, just bring me wallet.
GUY: OK.

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acronym for a big money whore

if you want the best action get a bmw.

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bmw

Greatest luxury car make ever.

Also stands for Body made Well. Someone with a hot body and good looks.

BMW= best car ever.

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Bags more women.

Rob has a bmw persona because he has a bigger cock and a better job.

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Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works;) is a German auto manufacturer that produces some of the finest vehicles around.

Their cars are refined, brilliantly designed and precisely constructed. They are one of the best handling cars on the road. Gorgeous, shiny, sexy and just plain badass.

BMW makes the coolest cars in the world.

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I've owned a Porsche, a Mercedes, a Honda and now a BMW M5. I will always love my Mercedes but I have a new found appreciation for the brilliant performance of my 500HP M5.
V10 Engine, this cars a speed demon.

The BMW M5 is one of the best cars I have ever had the pleasure of owning.

''The 97,000 dollar dream machine''

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A car that if you own you will never want to go back to anything else.

BMW is the best car ever.

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