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Over-rated, over-priced and distinctly average cars.
Not the reliable pinnacle of engineering excellence as some people seem to think.
Wow, this BMW is so fast, uh-oh, it's starting to rain... nyarrrgh! sideways! guardrail *WHUMPH*, ow!
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Big Mohave Women. Indian women of Mohave County.
"Damn, was that a Buffalo in the middle of the desert!?"
"No, but close! It was a BMW, a Big Mohave Woman!"
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"Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.
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