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bald squad

Where a gang are full of bald people

We're a pack of bald squads

by Abi and Ellie July 16, 2017


bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine October 11, 2015


bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

by Nerfalicious October 29, 2015


Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021


Bald Bear

Hairy naked mothafucka. ew

research bald bear in google. enjoy

by whosawhatsit January 11, 2012


Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

by Websterman November 22, 2015


Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.

Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!

by Herr Magie July 3, 2022