biggity banned

Another way of stating that one is to be banned.

Stile: 'BIGGITY BANNED!'

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Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese

The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians

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banning lewis prep

A school filled with crap teachers only few can teach. Rich white kids all around. Fights almost every day. Everyone is up in each others business and the dress code sucks. No one gives to shits about grades. The principal even quit 2 days in. This school is crap and no one should go there. Drugs are bad and so is vaping. Go somewhere else snooty white kids whose parents don’t give two shits

Billy: My moms trying to send me to banning.
Levi: like banning Lewis prep? That shit hole of a school.

Billy: yeah.
Levi: I’m sorry dude

The Ray-Ban Effect

The Ray-Ban effect is an international phenomenon.

Any male of any age, who wears signature black Ray-Ban sunglasses, seem to instantly increase their physical attractiveness by a minimum of fifty percent. Ray-Bans happen to compliment any male's face and overall style. One can easily assume the male has a great sense of fashion if they are wearing Ray-Bans.

Me: "Wow, that guy looks hot."
Zoe: "That's only because he's wearing Ray-Bans."
Me: "True; it must be The Ray-Ban Effect."

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Mods ban this guy

Modern slang for "Come over", popularised by Julius Cesar while he was inventing the Cesars salad and ERPing with Cleopatra using his real Telepathic abilities

"Hey wanna ERP?" Oh no of course not, Mods ban this guy!!!

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Banned in 30 states

Simply not allowed

Dude 1: Hey, imma have kinky sex with my girl tonight
Dude 2: Man, you can't do that! You know it's banned in 30 states, right?
Dude 1: Aww damn

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Get that ass banned

A phrase predominately used by a very bad sf5 player. He often uses this phrase after he bans a member of the "tiersexuals" clan out of his chat.

"You spoke? Get that ass banned. You were breathing air? Get that ass banned. Your white? Get that ass banned. Oh wait your black? I don't discriminate. Get that ass banned."

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