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A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.
Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?
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Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.
Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...
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A boy, who on new years thought it would be sexy to stick his fingers/fist in an unnamed girl's butthole.
There are plausible candidates, however the true bandits identity is unknown
Liam! What are you doing with your hand up Ana's butthole! You're being the ILL butthole bandit right now!
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One who is addicted to having their bussy pounded by a squad of big dicked negros
Yo dude! Why does Cody’s fart smell like jizz?
It’s normal man. He’s addicted to having his bussy filled with spook splooge. Therefor he’s a bussy bandit
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a person, known or unknown, that leaves jiz in a random place; if it's a friend, they will never cop to it.
Who the hell jizzed on my car seat? The jiz bandit struck again.
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A gas bandit is someone who enjoys the smell of other people's farts. They will even get close to your ass just to get a little sample.
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Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout
“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”
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